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ROBERT MOSES’ PORTFOLIO

(^^^ That's me!)

MY NAME is ROBERT MOSES, and i'm an urban planner.

welcome to my portfoliosite!

scroll down to see my collection of groundbreaking (if i do say so myself :P) work i've done over my many years of being an urban planner for New Yourk. Let's get to know eachother!

THE CROSS BRONX EXPRESSWAY

FIRST OFF, one thing you should know about me is I love 2 things -- CARS, and the future. (some idiots keep calling me a shill for GM, but i'm like no lol, U just don't understand the future AT ALL). My highway projects are my favorite and this one was a very cool project -- it's the first EVER highway built through a crowded urban environment (an idea that was so innovative and good it was copied by like pretty much every other city in the world...

ANYWAYS the PROCESS of this project was super hard... ppl always kept trying to get in my way - talking about "communities" and stuff, like they think their "communities" are more important than PROGRESS. (yeah i'm talking about U JJ... more about her later...)...

GETTING BACK ON TRACK...

~~~~the process~~~~

ANYONE in a creative field knows that U always learn a lot when U work on a project, and WOW i learned a lot from this one. mainly, if you want to build, the TRICK is to build where poor people live. why, you might be asking? well, 2 things really, poor people are poor and have NO political clout whatsover so it's like literally impossible for them to ruin Ur ideas by trying to hold onto their homes and ALSO u save a whole lot of $$ b/cuz the proprty is like 50x cheaper than trying to like build ur ideas through idk rich neighborhoods or something. PLUS u don't wanna force out the rich ppl cuz their the ones who's votes actually matter and will help the guys u know who get U projects stay in powerful positions -- BIG tip here for everyone starting out/U future urban planners out there

Moving on, MY NEXT FREATURED PROJECT is...

THE PATTERSON HOUSES

have U guys ever heard of "le Corbusier?" Well I have, and man, I have to tell you, he is awesome. look him up and u'll learn about his really cool innovative ideas (kinda like me lol) about building and stuff. he made a really good plan of making PARKS with HIGH RISES (and no annoying business and stoops for undesirables to hang out on out front either) for making communities for the future.

He kinda inspired the build on this one, cause i did just that. this one was pretty chill because I have a good mantra in life that's really true, u may have heard it but it goes "DESTRUCTION IS CREATION" or something like that. in order to make a grand/beautiful/amazing/new/future/progressive project like this, remember that u must first destroy. destroy like 200 houses and business LOL.... anyways pretty much nobody can argue that my idea isn't good enough to warrant that anywayz. tho ppl still try to argue with me on this for some reason, IDG why they want to stop me, like they can't see that progress and future is better than watever shithole apt building or w/e was there before? also they don't understand the TRUE spirit of a modern day creative, these jerks think that their holding on to their ugly houses/shops or w/e is more important than my dreams and ideas... smh...

NEXT UP::

THE B. Q. E.

oh man I have a LOT actually to write about this one, but I'm going to get back to it soon. just an FYI that u should come back and visit my page in the future cause it's ALWAYS under construction (kinda like my projects ROFL...) and there will be a lot of new stuff about what i've built.

MORE PROJECTS

I have made a LOT more projects than i have listed here. coming soon are my 15 other highways, bridges, and other misc. projects. stay tuned please!!

RECOGNITIONS

EXCEPT for all the h8rs out there, my work has been received very well. New York actually dedicated this little park thing to me, the ROBERT MOSES PLAYGROUND, as a kudos for all the great work I did for the city. U can see it here:

they know me pretty well cuz it's actually surrounded by highways on 3 sides (AWESOME!) and even has a highway exit going underneath it. it's like, so me! thanks, NY!

MORE INFO ABOUT ROBERT MOSES (ME)

CONTACT INFORMATION: For any and all job inquiries, u can write to me (or type I guess?) at my e-mail address which is [REDACTED BECAUSE SPAMMERS -- CONTACT USING THE GUESTBOOK] ---

But PLEASE... Government (and mafia/militia) jobs only (i'm not stuffy about private businesses and ventures it's just that it's really really hard to get the land/force ppl from their property w/o guns LOL)

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